My Officeaurus

THIS IS my "Officeaurus" (new word). He's quite useful, but ugly as sin. Inside the bank compartment are five tiny Play-Doh people, all dried up. The removable eyes are great 'cause you can stick 'em over your own and walk around the office like that. The tape dispenser is almost impossible to use, therefore for emergency only. The big-ass storage drawer currently contains a critical supply of TUMs. My Officeaurus usually has six pens and pencils spiking out of his back. (The wackier the pencil, the better.) And, last but not least, in his mouth is a big pink rubber eraser which looks remarkably like a tongue!