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AN ELITE GANG of female motorcyclists rolled into town and drank all the available fine wines, creating widespread chaos this week. Bar owner, Eddie, reportedly ran out of Cabernets in the first half hour that the women were at his establishment. "You should have seen it, " says Eddie, "I thought nuthin' could get my regulars up off their duffs, but soon as those ladies arrived, the boys didn't waste a second to offer 'em their bar stools." The women are rumored to be heading next for Brickstown, in search of cigars imported from the Islands.

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