Qwerti's Home Page

I am the extraterrestrial Qwrtplkczn but my friends (of which there are none) call me Qwerti.

I'm a Sagitarius, my turn ons are sunsets, walks on the beach, and world domination; turn offs, sentient beings with hair.

I come from the planet Vooxtan in the Xylak galaxy, approximately 23 parsecs from your Legopolis in my interstellar science transport.

I'm currently traveling between Legopolis and Vooxtan but am updating my pages though telepathic mind control of the citizen Henry, but I doubt he remembers any of this, anything at all... he he he.

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1997 Qwrtplkczn, Conqueror of Worlds.
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